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Phone Tapping

The sound of tapping goes beep beep
Good folk, switch off your black Blackberry
Beware the deadly radio sweep
Unless you have had too much sherry

Government, Government, they tap a good man's phone
Government, Government, their motives are unknown

Tap: They spare not an iPhone
Tap: They do it when comatose
They even know your new ringtone
But say they do not act on purpose

Government, Government, with many a bumbling plan
Government, Government, they can't end what they began!

(With apologies to Edmund Blackadder)